Monday, June 20, 2005

Something to Look Forward To...


* The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
* The trees are whistling for the dogs.
* The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
* Hot water now comes out of both taps.
* You can make sun tea instantly.
* You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
* The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
* You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
* You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
* You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
* You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
* Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
* You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
* The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
* Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
* The cows are giving evaporated milk. Ah, what a place to call home.
God Bless Our State of *TEXAS !!*


Just Me said...

very funny, luz!

Junniper said...

That's too funny. Especially the trees whistling for dogs--classic!

Josie said...
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Josie said...

Here is it not better.The temperature drops below 110.
We are are under alama of heat because the temperature will get up more.Now there is a service that looks for the old persons, and gives advices as it has to do to haven´t any problems of health. which can be cause by the heat.

Wendy said...

luz...maybe you ought not to buy that bicycle after all! Or at least be very carefully riding! He he!