YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN JULY WHEN. . . .
* The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
* The trees are whistling for the dogs.
* The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
* Hot water now comes out of both taps.
* You can make sun tea instantly.
* You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
* The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
* You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
* You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
* You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
* You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
* Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
* You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
* The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
* Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
* The cows are giving evaporated milk. Ah, what a place to call home.
God Bless Our State of *TEXAS !!*
5 comments:
very funny, luz!
That's too funny. Especially the trees whistling for dogs--classic!
Here is it not better.The temperature drops below 110.
We are are under alama of heat because the temperature will get up more.Now there is a service that looks for the old persons, and gives advices as it has to do to haven´t any problems of health. which can be cause by the heat.
luz...maybe you ought not to buy that bicycle after all! Or at least be very carefully riding! He he!
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