Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Rumble in the Jungle!

Music: Five Thousand Miles, Jon Gagan
Mood: Tired
Libra Daily Forecast:
Quickie: Exercise your creative muscles today, and you'll further strengthen your resolve.
Overview: A change is about to land in your life, and you're ready for it. If anything, you've been anticipating it for ages. Unlike most changes, this one will live up to its promise -- and then some. Get ready to rumble!


...Hmmm, wonder the change is in the jungle of my life?! I'll keep you posted!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

THE UGLY FROG

An old lady was somewhat lonely
and decided she needed a pet to keep her company.
So, off to the pet shop she went.
She searched and searched.
None of the pets seemed to catch her interest,
except this ugly frog.
As she walked by the jar he was in,
she looked and he winked at her
He whispered,
"I'M SO LONELY, TOO.
BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME -
YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY."
The old lady figured, what the heck!
She hadn't found anything else .
So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car,
on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road,
the frog whispered to her
" KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."
So the old lady figured,
WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog .
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into
an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince .
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS . SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT
HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO ? COME ON GUESS! OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON --
DON'T BE A POOP! * * * * *
SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!! She's old.......NOT DEAD !!!!!
OLD LADIES ROCK!
Long Live Old Ladies!

Friday, February 09, 2007

To Do List...

1. To live to see George W. Bush tried for crimes against humanity.
2. To fly in space—orbital would be fine—and to write about it.
3. To see "American Idol" canceled--and Survivor, The Bachelor, etc...

4. To be able to play the piano/guitar and sing. I cannot carry a tune in a bucket.

These are not my lists and there are more. Personally, I can cross off #2 & not in any hurry to go up into space but I definitely could hang with #1, 3 & 4. What's on your list?

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Mirror, Mirror...

on the wall
whose the fairest
of them all...
on ABC @ 7:00 CT. ;-)
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Must see TV 4 sure
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I love Thursday's....one day closer to Friday
My early day from work
AND, must see TV!