...For when you care enough to send the very best!
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Heard your wife left you!
How upset you must be!
But don't fret about it! She moved in with me!
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Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband!
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How could two people as beautiful as you--
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you . I've changed my mind!
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you!
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me!
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again!
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise!
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband!
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