And then the fight started!

Some of these were too funny to pass on....

My wife sat down on the couch next to me

as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason took my order first.

"I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible;

I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started......