My niece took this and it just cracks me up! That's my dog!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
How Old Are You?
from an email, I got and surely the LAUGH for the day-
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?
WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS
SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY
THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL. 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975, WHY DO YOU ASK? 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED FACED,
FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???
Saturday, February 07, 2009
Bachelor Essentials
I came across this from an email I got....
Ten things every single man must own:
1. A top notch/coffee espresso machine.
2. A lamp in your bedroom
3. Swiffer Sweeper & cloths
4. A comfortable couch
5. Nice underwear
6. A key ring that can fix, cut and open anything
7. $150+ jeans
8. $200+ dress shoes
9. 300 thread count cotton sheets
10. Joy of Cooking cookbook
Here's my take...
#1. Not necessary in my book
#2. Yes, a lamp in his own bedroom and in his own place is a must!
#3. Ok, we can go out and buy this item together
#4 & 5, DUH!
#6. I already have one of those, so it's ok if he doesn't
#7 & 8. Heck, I don't even have these in my closet BUT have to admit, I do glance at shoes men wear. Nothing like a sharp dressed man and that doesn't include flip flops which do not impress me much!!!
#9. See #2
10. You betcha! Even, I dont' have one of my own...shhhh but don't tell him that!
My nephew recently got a bachelor pad of his own and I will be sure to pass this on to him! Funny though, he called my mom last weekend and she teased him and asked him, "how many women you got at your place"? His reply was, "Mimo, none... because I dont' have a girlfriend right now". Awww, he's really a sweetheart.
Ten things every single man must own:
1. A top notch/coffee espresso machine.
2. A lamp in your bedroom
3. Swiffer Sweeper & cloths
4. A comfortable couch
5. Nice underwear
6. A key ring that can fix, cut and open anything
7. $150+ jeans
8. $200+ dress shoes
9. 300 thread count cotton sheets
10. Joy of Cooking cookbook
Here's my take...
#1. Not necessary in my book
#2. Yes, a lamp in his own bedroom and in his own place is a must!
#3. Ok, we can go out and buy this item together
#4 & 5, DUH!
#6. I already have one of those, so it's ok if he doesn't
#7 & 8. Heck, I don't even have these in my closet BUT have to admit, I do glance at shoes men wear. Nothing like a sharp dressed man and that doesn't include flip flops which do not impress me much!!!
#9. See #2
10. You betcha! Even, I dont' have one of my own...shhhh but don't tell him that!
My nephew recently got a bachelor pad of his own and I will be sure to pass this on to him! Funny though, he called my mom last weekend and she teased him and asked him, "how many women you got at your place"? His reply was, "Mimo, none... because I dont' have a girlfriend right now". Awww, he's really a sweetheart.
Friday, February 06, 2009
Meet Maizie!
Maizie plays on the computer
Originally uploaded by JayJay7270
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