Friday, February 13, 2009
How Old Are You?
Saturday, February 07, 2009
Bachelor Essentials
Ten things every single man must own:
1. A top notch/coffee espresso machine.
2. A lamp in your bedroom
3. Swiffer Sweeper & cloths
4. A comfortable couch
5. Nice underwear
6. A key ring that can fix, cut and open anything
7. $150+ jeans
8. $200+ dress shoes
9. 300 thread count cotton sheets
10. Joy of Cooking cookbook
Here's my take...
#1. Not necessary in my book
#2. Yes, a lamp in his own bedroom and in his own place is a must!
#3. Ok, we can go out and buy this item together
#4 & 5, DUH!
#6. I already have one of those, so it's ok if he doesn't
#7 & 8. Heck, I don't even have these in my closet BUT have to admit, I do glance at shoes men wear. Nothing like a sharp dressed man and that doesn't include flip flops which do not impress me much!!!
#9. See #2
10. You betcha! Even, I dont' have one of my own...shhhh but don't tell him that!
My nephew recently got a bachelor pad of his own and I will be sure to pass this on to him! Funny though, he called my mom last weekend and she teased him and asked him, "how many women you got at your place"? His reply was, "Mimo, none... because I dont' have a girlfriend right now". Awww, he's really a sweetheart.
Friday, February 06, 2009
Meet Maizie!
Maizie plays on the computer
Originally uploaded by JayJay7270
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
A Peanut!
So, last weekend my niece went on a conference trip with her college to Abilene and so being the good aunt that I am, I gave her some munchies to take on the road. Some good old fashioned GARP trail mix that I used to make in my camping days. The trail mix consists of peanuts, milk chocolate pieces and raisins. The peanuts were from a spicy thai mix and from the good folks at Planters but I forgot to tell my niece there were some spicy ones in the mix. So earlier tonight, I saw she had the half eaten bag on her bed and I asked her how the munchies were? She chuckles and tells me that the peanuts are bad that's why she didn't eat them all. I started laughing and telling her about the mix to which she replied (as she held a peanut in her hand), "I knew there was something different about you"! Hence my blog tonight! Oh well guess you had to be there.
Ok, I really need to get some sleep! Way past my bedtime and I'm working on Saturday too but thankfully no more Sundays! Good news in that they cut back my hours of which I'll miss the extra money but welcome the extra time!
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Blonde with a flat tire
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully, get out of the car and open the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out ofhis car and starts walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! 'What's going on here?''My car has a flat tire', I said calmly. 'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?' I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'
Sunday, January 18, 2009
One of those days!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Friday, January 09, 2009
A Better Life
1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Buy a DVR and tape your late night shows and get more sleep.
4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, 'My purpose is to __________ today.'
5. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
6. Play more games and read more books than you did in 2008.
7. Make time to practice meditation and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of six.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants. Eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Clear clutter from your house, your car, your desk and let new and flowing energy into your life.
14. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, or issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
15. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime .
16. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
17. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the NEGATIVE BLUES away.
18. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'
26. Forgive everyone for everything.
27. What other people think of you is none of your business.
28. REMEMBER GOD heals everything.
29. However good or bad a situation is, it will change
30. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will.
Stay in touch.
31. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
32. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
33. The best is yet to come.
34. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
35. Do the right thing!
36. Call your family often. (or email them to death)
37. Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements: I am thankful for __________. Today I accomplished _________.
38. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
39. Enjoy the ride. Remember this is not Disney World and you certainly don't want a fast pass. You only have one ride through life so make the most of it and enjoy the ride.
Sunday, January 04, 2009
A good paying job!
alarm clock (made in Japan) for 6am.
While his coffeepot
(made in China)
was perking, he shaved with his electric razor
(made in Hong Kong).
He put on a dress shirt
(made in Sri Lanka ),
and designer jeans
(made in Singapore )
and tennis shoes
(made in Korea )
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet
(made in India)
he sat down with his calculator
(made in Mexico)
to see how much he could spend today.
(made in Taiwan)
to the radio
(made in Canada )
he got in his car
(made in Germany )
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day checking his computer
(Made In Malaysia ),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(made in Brazil )
poured himself a glass of wine
(made in France )
and turned on his TV
(made in Indonesia ),
and then wondered
why he can't find
a good paying job
in AMERICA!!!
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Red Hill
This Exotic Angel plant called my name yesterday and he was on clearance for $1.00. I happily brought him home to be my chosen plant for 2009. Within the dirt are the cut up pieces of my letter for the new year that lists my dreams, hopes and desires for 2009. More info about plant here. I knew nothing about this plant when I bought it but I love the explanation which fits me to a tee in the description of home decor: eclectic.
Last night I had a ceremonial smudge which celebrates "in with the new and out with the old" that includes a letter in reference to the past year. In the the letter I offer healing and hope to myself and for others and ask for forgiveness to those that I've hurt in the past year. This is my fourth year to do so and I look forward to the quiet time before celebrating the new year.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Bottoms Up!
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Mi Arbolito
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Smasty!
Last night while driving home in the fog and mist, I text message (while waiting at the red light) my niece to "be careful driving because it was masty". I actually meant to type nasty but was in a hurry because I was sitting at the light. She said her and co-workers just laughed at that. As my niece was driving home, she had her windows down and for some reason there was just a bad smell all around Houston and so she texted me to tell me it was "smasty"....S for smelly, M for misty and 'asty" for nasty and thus she came up with a new word-SMASTY! We went and did some quick Christmas shopping after she got home and while driving around we were just cracking up at the word. A goofy evening we had!
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Crappy Wrapped
We just got done having our office holiday luncheon complete with a white elephant Christmas gift exchange and someone made the comment that, "crappy wrapped gifts are the best gifts". Note to self...always go for the crappy wrapped gifts! ;-)
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
No Home for the Holidays
I wish I could take them all and give them a home for the holidays. Just breaks my heart and melts it as the same time. So much was lost and taken from Hurricane Ike. My prayers go out to those who lost so much. I have a lot to be thankful for. Ok, I'm getting my Christmas spirit back.
Bah Humbug
Another sleepless night here in Htown, which kind of goes with the foul mood I was in earlier yesterday afternoon. For months I had been planning a long awaited vacation to New Mexico...specifically Albuquerque and Santa Fe. I was going to attend the Ottmar Liebert Concert in Rio Rancho and meet up with two fellow fanmencas... Desert Diva/Cheryl and Linda but the show was cancelled! Even as early as Saturday morn we were eagerly making plans to meet up on Thursday and take in the spirit of the season by spending time in Santa Fe. Then the ball dropped and talk about major dissappointment and now major "bah humbug" and I think I speak for Cheryl and Linda as well. All weekend I was in denial about the cancellation but the final blow came when I cancelled my flight Monday afternoon. Thankfully, Southwest Airlines gave me a refund credit for future travel so yeah for Southwest but boo for Rio Rancho and the venue that cancelled the concert. Needless to say my Christmas Spirit has all but dissappeared, gone! Not to mention that I am now going to work Thursday and Friday of this week as well. I was all set for an early holiday vacation!
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Just for laughs
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My great grandmother
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
No!
only if I can count my niece and nephews!
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
no comment! ;-)
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
What's that?
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS
Yes
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Absolutely not! I'm the biggest chicken!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Lucky Charms of course!
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Dulce de Leche
Attitude
RED OR PINK?
Red
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST
Calvin, my old parakeet--I swear he was human!
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Music by Ottmar Liebert of course!
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Purple
Anything on a grill
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Hair Color
highlighted black ;-)
EYE COLOR?
boring brown
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
not like I used to :-(
Chinese
SCARY MOVIES OR SAPPY ENDINGS?
Sappy endings
Alvin & the Chipmunks-love that movie!
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Pink
Winter-
Depends on who I'm with!
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Nada
the sound of water-
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
None
Europe
Nope
Corpus Christi, Texas
Saturday, December 06, 2008
Christmas Traditions
1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? There's a difference!?
2. Real tree or Artificial? This year-Real!
3. When do you put up the tree? Definitely, not on Thanksgiving or the day after!
4. When do you take the tree down? Sometime after Jan 1st. and before holiday break is over.
5. Do you like eggnog? Too much!
6. Favorite gift received as a child? Hmmm, can't remember and must not have been that good if I don't remember!
7. Hardest person to buy for? Mom!
8. Easiest person to buy for? Dad!
9. Do you have a nativity scene? Sadly, I broke the last one I had. Definitely need to get another one.
10. Mail or email Christmas cards? No e-cards 4 me!
11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? A bad cold!
12. Favorite Christmas Movie/Music? Winter Rose by Ottmar Liebert.
13. When do you start shopping? Sometime after the 15th!
14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? Dare I tell?
15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Tamales, of course!
16. Lights on the tree? Never enough!
17. Favorite Christmas song? Rocking around the Christmas Tree!
18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Mostly travel before Christmas.
19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer's? Si, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,Comet, Cupid, Donder, Blitzen. Rudolph ...Chulo!? ;-)
21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Depends who I am celebrating with.
22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? If it feels like summer when it should be winter!
23. Favorite ornament theme or color? Penguins!
24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? Back home with family in Corpus.
25. What do you want for Christmas this year? The same thing I always want year after year...A white Christmas!
Why Can't We...
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Cozumel
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Vespers
Last night I finished washing the dishes and was putting plates away when I saw this reflection. Listening to chant music by the Cistercian Monks, hence the title. For a truly uplifting experience give this music a listening too.
Friday, November 28, 2008
The Girls...
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
On my christmas list
Monday, November 24, 2008
Pushing Daisies
The photo is from my front porch planter. The flowers are left over from a few weeks back and were getting wilted but instead of throwing them into the trash, I de-stemmed them and tossed them in the planter where they have brought color into my world over and over again. So here's to pushing daisies!
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Human Wheels
While the clock keeps the pace
Human wheels spin round and round
Help the light to my face...
This land, today, my tears shall taste
And take into its dark embrace
This love, who in my beating heart endures
Assured, by every sun that burns
The dust to which this flesh shall return
It is the ancient, dreaming dust of God.
...rocking the house tonight, listening to iTunes, Last FM and dancing in my chair, ahh but I find myself wanting to go dancing at the club, "Cherry Bomb". Love the oldies, remember when John Mellencamp was Johnny Cougar? I thought he was the bomb! Well, time to go to sleep but , "A'int Even Done with the Night"! Good night, sweet dreams and always remember, "I Saw You First"!
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Manic TueMonday
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Lethargy
Saturday, November 01, 2008
Official Bike Ride!
My first ""official" bike ride. My nephew/Greg and I joined others with Bike Barn of Houston on their "Day of the Dead" tour. It was only supposed to be two hours but ended up being more like 4 because of so many riders. We had a police escort along the entire tour, which was nice.
One thing I forgot to bring during the bike ride last night was a camera. We toured some interesting sights and I managed to capture this one on my cameraphone. There were so many bikers there that it was impossible to walk the cemetery and it was dark-very dark--even with our bike lights. I never knew this cemetery exisisted and would love to return--but in daylight!
I really enjoyed the bike ride and thanks to my nephew for pushing me to go. I just bought the bike last week and still getting used to riding on it and wasn't sure if I was ready for such a run that was supposed to last two hours. Last Sunday I rode out to the bayou from my house which was a little over 1/2 an hour and I was tired--especially in the last 10 minutes.
Kudos again to my nephew as he is training for the MS150 next year and was such a cutie in his new biker shorts. I meant to get a picture of him as well. Because of our new interest in biking he and I have developed a closer bond with one another and I look forward to other bike rides together.
Friday, October 31, 2008
Happy Halloween
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Moving
I am hooked on this song! I first heard it when I was getting a massage last month and it's been in repeat mode at work, home, and car. During the massage I was up in the clouds moving to this song and for the first time I finally saw the full spectrum of the chakra colors but the violet hues were all around me carrying and moving me in ways I had never experienced before. I didn't want to come back down from that --whatever that was!
Life lately, has been moving at the speed of sound. At work we are moving to our new building and since hurricane Ike, Houstonians have been on the move getting this and that done and cleaned up. I just bought a new bike and I love the way it moves me from here to there. During my meditations, I can't stop moving or at least my body is moving/vibrating to the chanting. A new season is upon us and yesterday afternoon after work, I was sitting in the backyard and watching all the moving. Leaves falling, squirrels moving their fall harvest from different spots, birds hurriedly flying south for the winter and butterflies moving from garden to garden for that last taste of sweet succulence. Here's to Mother Nature and her message to us that even though circumstances may be dire (economy) life is moving! So look up to the clouds and move to the dance of life.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Duckie Sunday
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
1+48=another birthday
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Bad Economy
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Hallelujah!
Power was restored on Saturday morning just after 8:00. I wasn't home but my niece was and called to tell me the good news. I got home from work just after 3:00 and never realized how bright light can be especially when it's coming from your house! We take so much for granted! I celebrated the evening with Bacardi Limon on the rocks.
Last night was my first real night of sleep in about two weeks. The dark of night with its heat and humidity can make for many stressful, sleepless nights. It was heaven to wake up at 9:00 a.m and see my ceiling fan blowing, hear the AC cranking and the coffee brewing. Hallelujah indeed!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Hurricane Ike-Lessons Learned Pt. 1
2. No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work without electricity. I finally stopped flipping light switches three days after the storm.
3. My car gets 23.21675 miles per gallon, EXACTLY (you can ask the people in line who helped me push it). Thank goodness, I had a full tank of gas and didn't have to resort to this.
4. Kids can survive 4 days or longer without a video game controller in their hand. Don't have any kids so not sure on this one but sure do miss the mouse on my computer!
5. Cats are even more irritating without power. No cats here, just my Chi and thankful for his company on these powerless nights.
6. He who has the biggest generator wins. Yep, this one is right on the money!
7. Be nice to your neighbors, you may need to borrow their utilities some day. Absolutely!
8. A new method of non-lethal torture- showers without hot water. Again, this one didn't apply to me.
9. There are a lot more stars in the sky than most people thought. Yes, there are! I just wish the mosquitos would go away so we could enjoy the views.
10. TV is an addiction and the withdrawal symptoms are painful. I can do without TV, but having to live without internet has been painful.
11. A 7 lb bag of ice will chill 6-12 oz Drinks to a drinkable temperature in 11 minutes, and still keep a 14 lb. turkey frozen for 8 more hours. No turkeys in my ice chest!
12. There are a lot of dang trees around here! Lots of trees sure got a wacking thanks to Mother Nature and the winds of Hurricane Ike.
13. Flood plain drawings on some mortgage documents were seriously wrong. Thankfully, this did not apply to me--this time BUT I am going to buy flood insurance very soon!
14. Aluminum siding, while aesthetically pleasing, is definitely not required. I'll hang onto my wood shingles for sure!
15. Crickets can increase their volume to overcome the sound of 14 generators. I wish I could hear the crickets....all I've heard is dogs barking incessantly!
16. People will get into a line that has already formed without having any idea what the line is for. Especially at Home Depot and Lowes!
17. When required, a Lincoln Continental will float, doesn't steer well but floats just the same.
18. Tele-marketers function no matter what the weather is doing. My phone didn't work for the longest time and so I missed on these guys!
19. Cell phones work when land lines are down, but only as long as the battery remains charged. Keeping mine charged was a challenge!
20. 27 of your neighbors are fed from a different transformer than you, and they are quick to point that out! Still waiting for any neighbor in my area to have power!
21. If my store sold only ice, chainsaws, gas and generators... I'd be rich. Need to add batteries to the list!
22. Price of a can of soup rises 200% in a storm. No soup here! Too darn hot!
23. Tree service companies are under appreciated. I wisely invested $$ months ago for tree service in my backyard!
24. I learned what happens when you make fun of another states' blackout.
25. MATH 101: 30 days in a month, minus 6 days without power equals 30% higher electric bill ? ???? Sad but true, this morning's paper stated that the power company will most likely raise prices to makeup for what they've lost!
26 Drywall is a compound word, take away the "dry" part and it's worthless.
27. I can walk a lot farther than I thought.
28. Vienna Sausage is only part of the major food groups during a Hurricane. NO VS for me!
29. According to the scale, calories consumed during a Hurricane do indeed count. For reals!
The above was sent to me via email! Yes, finally getting around to answering emails, flickring, and catching up on the happenings of the past week and a half. Day 11 and still no power. Thus, Lessons Learned from Hurricane Ike to be continued on Part 2.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
For reals?!!
Reply: I'd try to at least bring him in the garage if you can. Would you want to be tied to a tree during a hurricane?
As we prepare for hurricane Ike, all of us along the Gulf Coast wait in high anticipation--of the unknown. I'd by lying if I'd said I wasn't worried but trying to remain calm. Earlier today, I came across this and couldn't stop laughing!!! I can't believe someone actually would think of tieing up a dog up to a tree during a hurricane.
Chulo's crate is ready to go! In fact, I have two crates packed! I guess the above dog owner has never heard of a crate!
Friday, September 05, 2008
Kaleidoscope of Life
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Vinum Rastafario
Mood: frustation (earlier in the day)
I needed a whole bottle tonight to take away my frustrations of the day...mainly from the idiot who hit my car today! It was nothing major-so far and thank goodness it was not my fault. Even more disheartening was that I had just left my massage therapists' office. So much for the wonderful day I was having. It's been one of those weeks! Very much looking forward to the holiday weekend but now another worry...another hurricane possibly heading our way! I think that calls for another trip to liquor store to stock up on more wine!
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Vinum restlessness
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Friday, August 15, 2008
Happy Feather Friday!
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
The Reach
Friday, August 08, 2008
8.8.08
9/23 – 10/22
You'll finally be able to get comfortable with the changes that have been going on
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
Flamenco Sketches
Mood: Happy (home on the Tuesday afternoon thanks to Edouard).
Drinking: Tomato juice (my new fav bev...thought about adding vodka but didn't)
Here it is Tuesday afternoon and so far so good from the storm. I couldn't sleep last night in anticipation of what today might bring but thankfully just much needed rain and a chance to try and get caught up on some unpacking...just as soon as I get off this computer! Been blasting iTunes today and the beautiful Flamenco Sketches by Miles Davis was playing previously. The man was a master!
The dog days of summer are upon us with August here. The heat and humidity have been oppressive but we're getting a nice reprieve today thanks to the storm.
Ok, time to light some more candles, turn off the 'puter off, pump up the volume, brew some afternoon tea and get on a tear of cleaning out some of this clutter in my computer room. Hopefully the rain will let up a bit this eve as I'd like to take a quick walk around the neighborhood.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Never too old!
Friday, July 25, 2008
The Moon and St. Christopher
Thursday, July 24, 2008
End of my Pirate Days?
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Noise
Noise I can live without,
...the humming of an air conditioner.
...wheels screetching as the car cuts in front of you
...cicaddas--their just too dang loud!
...someone smacking and popping gum! Happens much too often in my office.
...blaring cell phones and people's conversations on them.
...flip flops! Pick up your feet people!
...automated phone service and their stupid messages.
...alarm clocks!
Noise that I can never get enough of
...wind blowing but ever so gently--especially a north wind bringing cooler air.
...Rain! Nothing like a little rain shower and something we've not seen enough these days.
...the clicking of a camera.
...music-I have to have my daily dose of music by Ottmar Liebert!
...voices of friends and loved ones--both near and distant.
...my bike as I'm peddling. I'd like to hear the sound of a newer bike-someday!
...Chulo as he's chasing a squirrel and barking. I know-poor squirrels but it is funny to hear and see.
...a crackling fire.
...the sound of pecans breaking open.
...fireworks. They still make me teary eyed!
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
World Youth Day
It all began with John Paul II’s love for young people. On Palm Sunday of 1984, the Pope convoked the youth of Rome to celebrate with him the Holy Year of Redemption: their answer was enthusiastic and surpassed all expectations. There were over 250,000 youth from around the world attending this event.
I was a Youth Counselor then and one of the group leaders on the trip to Rome and Denver. Each event included 7 days of activities for the attendees. It was something to experience and behold.
Friday, July 11, 2008
Stye
Sunday, July 06, 2008
Phase I
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Take it Easy
1. Anything by Ottmar Liebert but probably Opium and The Scent of Light
2. Eagles - Their Greatest Hits 1971-1975
3. Stephen Duros-Thira
4. Mana-Suenos Liquidos
5. Santana's Greatest Hits
6. Mary Chapin-Carpenter, Time*Sex*Love
7. George Strait- Somewhere Down in Texas
8. Tish Hinojosa- Frontejas
9. Bruce Springsteen- Born to Run
10. U2- 18 Singles
There would be others but I these would be my top 10. So go on and take it to the limit. Happy Summer Solstice!
Monday, June 16, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Rememberance
Friday Funnies...
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Keep reading-they get better!!!
WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
Masterpiece!
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Soulful Splendor
Mood: sluggish
Phrase of the day:
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Not on my book!
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
For Better of Worse!
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Eau de Nil
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Happy 56!
Friday, May 09, 2008
Alice in Wonderland
Thursday, May 01, 2008
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They usedto live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida .
Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They
ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who
they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed
because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them
very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches
all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in
their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same
thing every night --- early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man
in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked
center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my
retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out,
so they can visit their grandchildren. .....
Friday, April 25, 2008
Tequila & Salt
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt, and call me over! ;-)
....actually with lemons I prefer Vodka for lemon drop shots!
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Princess of Light
4/24/08 Update: The word balance has creeped into the word of the day again as I read an excerpt from Daily Om... As we build a relationship with our power, and follow it, we begin to see that we don’t always have to do what we’re being asked to do by others, and we don’t have to jump on every trend. All we have to do is have the confidence to listen to our own voice and let it guide us as we make our own decisions in life and remember the necessity for balance.
I believe that light I saw on Tuesday was my inner power intertwined with a higher power lifting me out of my body for but a moment. It served as a guide to nurture my soul towards my renewed path of balance that is lacking and surely needed in the coming days and months ahead.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Balance
Music: Antonio Carlos Jobim: Chega de Saudade
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